Kitty said: Yes.Did you spill my pint?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(Did you spill my pint?),it will help you,my kids.
Answers:
My a*s is so large that it was impossible for me to avoid upending your beverage in the cramped conditions of this dank watering hole.
I will not apologise.
You should have noticed my preposterously gargantuan dimensions and taken appropriate action to avoid an event such as is.
It is you who should apologise to me, as I now have a stain on my 58 inch waist slacks from the spillage of your filthy libation that makes me look like I cannot control my bladder.
I demand that you lick the sweat from the rolls of my flabby belly as penance.
Other Answers:
nope
aye sorry mate
ill get u another
Yeh - what you gonna do about it? well i didnt drink it.
Yes, would you like me to lick it up for you?
No, but I'm always up to sharing a few pints with friends.sorry.....i was very very very drunk at the time. No, that guy did. Kick his ***.
no it was that guy you better go get him i will go this way you go that way...okay.
it was entirely your fault.no.it was an earthquake methinks Nay, lassie. 'Twerent I...
Did you eat my dou'ble burger?
no thanks for the two points thoughnope No, nothing worse than seeing a pretty female drinking a pint. (Well Ok there's loads worse in reality, but you know what I mean!)
No, I drank it and then used the glass to remove the ugly bloke at the bar's internal organs.
Na mate, it was that gorgeous red head that just went by.Not me I swear!
It was uncle Sam!
No - I drank it. Let me buy you another. Black & Tan was it?
Or would you prefer a nice pint of bitters?
Nope... but I'll spill the beans on who did... it was you, you chump... when you fell on the floor after the 18th glass:-) Oops sorry!
it wasnt me i swear it was the lepracorn sitting at the other end of the bar?
sorryim sorry i didnt mean to :( Not me
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