Kitty said: Yes.O.K., now that I've finished microwaving my cat, what should i do?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(O.K., now that I've finished microwaving my cat, what should i do?),it will help you,my kids.
also, is there a cleaner on the market specifically made for removing like, burnt and stuck-on cat excrement? cuz, there's a lot of it in there, and i really don't want my hot pockets to smell foul.
Answers:
I'd go ahead and serve the cat with a side of roasted gerbil and a ferret souffle. A nice spicy, bold Australian Shiraz would be an excellent wine accompaniment.
As for the excerment in the microwave, I would first recommend wearing rubber gloves and using a respirator mask to avoid breathing in the dried, powdered excretory particles. Then would douse the whole interior with Formula 409 or some other cleaner. Let sit for 5 minutes, then wipe clean. Repeat until all traces are gone.
Enjoy the Tabby!
Other Answers:
On behalf of cats everywhere I hope you die a gruesome and extremely painful death in the near future.preferably being ripped apart and disemboweled by wild cats.
I wil answer ur question with another: Why are u microwaving ur cat? Did u want Chinese food or something? EWWWWWWW.......... don't say that my friend use say that to me and I had night mares.
Hey, pick my answer!!!!!!!!!!
OR ELSE!(JK)
If you could be so sick as to kill your cat.. then maybe you dont need any advice what to do next.Why dont you marry your microwave? i wish cat lovers would beat you up to a pulp.
Eat it. lol
Pour ketchup on him before it gets cold, duh.Pick the phone up and call the animal cruelty people so they can take you to jail, you sick bastard!! Clean up the mess. Try vinegar.
If you want it to smell nice cut up a lemon and start the microwave again for about a minute or two.
Animal cruelty people would have a field day with you if they find you. And to think I thought I was cruel as a kid ( I'm talking 5 or 6 years old) because I'd swing cats by their tail and throw them up in the air to see if they would land on their feet.
I guess you were trying to see if they really have nine lives? HUH? Eat Him
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