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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.Does anyone have any ideas for funny 50th birthday party centerpieces (for a wom-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(Does anyone have any ideas for funny 50th birthday party centerpieces (for a wom),it will help you,my kids.


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You can fill nude knee high hose with sand and attach them to a "stem" in a flowerpot so it looks like saggy breast flowers. You can also do something with raisins and prunes (suggesting wrinkles).
You can make a banner, that states "Happy 1/2 a Hundred!!!"
use flower pots layered with pudding, cookies, and gummy worms as a dessert, with fake flowers use the crushed cookies as the dirt, to get the "old as dirt theme going"
something on this idea would be funny
phalis
Cheese
get a sign that says:
Oh no!
It's the big
5-oh!
NEW bed pan
yellow instant jello (lemon)
baby ruth candy bar

make the jello according to the package and let it set in the NEW bedpan. after it has set place baby ruth candy bar in the center. you can decorate around it with toilet paper letting it drape over. if you really are dangerous you can melt chocolate and wipe it on the toilet paper in streaks.
I have no idea what to do for center pieces but here's a list of jokes I played on my mom's 50th B-day
1. Put helium filled vulture balloons on strings. Tape the strings to the chair she's gonna sit on to blow out the candles
2. Dress up as the Grim Reaper. Hide some where, when she comes by your hiding place appear & say,"(insert name here)! your time has come!" expect lots of screaming
3. Make a coffin, it doesn't have to be fancy. Wrap it up, before she opens it say,"I saw this & thought of you"
4. Get a fake gift certificate from the local funeral home
Some damn fun ideas here I have read !! ha ha!

How about centerpieces, instead of flowers, you make using : BenGay, Preparation H, Denture Cream, and other things associated with the elderly. Its going to be a fun party if you use some of the ideas I have read here.... Can I come?? : )

Have a fun one !!
I did a "Fountain of Youth " Party for my sister when she turned 50.
1. ) A NEW tube of "PREPARATION -H " wrap the box with construction paper and write on it , " INSTANT BOTOX".
< warning : If this gets in your eyes see a proctologist at once ! >
2.) NEW roll "DUCT TAPE" - " FANNY LIFT" or "TUMMY TUCK"
3.) SUPER GLUE - "BOOB LIFT "
4.) a box of " PUFFS TISSUE " - with a card that says " BOOB JOB , Puffs them up or flattens them down ! "
5. ) HERSHEY'S chocolate bar - with a photo of her younger and now >
HERE -SHE- IS !
6.) PRUNE JUICE - "REJUVENATION JUICE "
You get the ideal - I just put everything on the table <or you can put in a basket> !
Let your IMAGINATION RUN WITH IT ~ I DID !
We had a really good time > Everyone got alot of laughs !
Hope this helped you ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Get a GI Joe doll, dress him in a leopardskin breechcloth, and stick him upside-down on top of a cake! Give him a couple goofy tattoos, if you like, or just let your guests do that themselves, with a fine-point Sharpee on the table...
how about finding a picture of her and blowing it up and make her a giant cutout it would look great and she will be able to keep it too hope u have fun


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