Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.How come my pop-tarts wont talk back to me even though i sing to them and tuck t-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(How come my pop-tarts wont talk back to me even though i sing to them and tuck t),it will help you,my kids.
They really hurt my feelings, because my toaster streudles always talk to me.
Answer:
dude what r u on??
What??
you should really get that checked. are you tired or something, if so go to bed.
try offering them a night time story!
Sounds like you need to get a life
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hey dude...
...CRACK KILLS!!!!
your not eating them right they liked to be licked before you eat them
Sorry, pop-tarts only talk to sane people.
they're spoiled
Because the LSD only lasts a certain amount of hours
Try reading them a bed time story. Or gently caressing them.
Good luck.
those commercials are fake sweetie... they really don't talk
wtf
They have orders from the evil Lord Xenu to remain completely silent until the transmission is sent. On that day, humans will rue the day they were born. Hail Lord Xenu!
you aren't doing it right ;)
They might be "cold" LOL!!!!!
you aint the mamma
pop-tarts are such snobs!
pop-tarts are an introverted bunch. my advice is to let them be and they'll come around in their own way.
You forgot to give them their favourite applique' of acid drops.
Or try "majoun" (marijuana jam) pop tarts. They'll sing for you, and you'll never forget the experience.
(Recommended North African ganja).
becauseyou slowly tortured them with the toaster
Because Rice Krispies are the only food that can actually talk.
b/c you dont have sex with them
It depends what pop tarts are u friends with. If you like strawberry but u cheat on 'em with chocolate ones, then of no wonder u r not getting any responses. Think hard again before making it public!
hmm, my poptarts talk to me all the time, so I dont know what to tell u!
maybe ur offending them in sum wierd way!
my friend did that like a year ago and her pop tarts have been giving her the cold sholder eversince, but thats because she refuses to appologize and her poptarts would be tooo stuborn to understand anyway
Ah, yes the myth old problem of the "non-talking po-tarts."
Well, you're probably singing the wrong songs to them. Pop-tarts, unlike toaster streudles, like heavy metal music. I recommend Static-X or Panthera.
And when you tuck them in, make sure you read them a bed time story. This is very important.
Eventually your pop-tarts will start appreciating you and will start talking.
pop tarts don't talk but rice crispies do.
You have it all wrong. If you want them to talk to you, you have to put them in a nice toasty... toaster. Press the lever down, wait a few seconds and they should be ready for a chat. If they're still feeling a little shy, don't hesitate to take a bite from its soft, warm flesh. The flesh is really sweet, and you will no doubt enjoy it, but don't worry because you aren't hurting your little toasty friend. If that hot little bastard still isn't talking, keep feeding off its warm flesh. If you keep eating your little Pop-Tart friend and he isn't talking, and you just happen to finish him, well then it's his fault for being a shy little bastard.
Or, like normal people, you just wouldn't want to talk to a damn Pop-Tart. Are you retarded or something?
Interesting............... My Pepsi and Coke cans are all ways fighting in the fridge. I hate it when they do this cuz I all ways have to clean out the fridge the next day cuz one of them explodes. Don't even ask me about what happens when my wife and I order Domino's and Pizza Hut in the same day. Talk about trouble!!!
They is pissed. Those strudels gettin all the action. Be fair, be square, pick one. I know cause I'm a toaster waffle. (Blueberry at that!)
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Kitty said: Yes.How come my pop-tarts wont talk back to me even though i sing to them and tuck t-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(How come my pop-tarts wont talk back to me even though i sing to them and tuck t),it will help you,my kids.
They really hurt my feelings, because my toaster streudles always talk to me.
Answer:
dude what r u on??
What??
you should really get that checked. are you tired or something, if so go to bed.
try offering them a night time story!
Sounds like you need to get a life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAHA!
hey dude...
...CRACK KILLS!!!!
your not eating them right they liked to be licked before you eat them
Sorry, pop-tarts only talk to sane people.
they're spoiled
Because the LSD only lasts a certain amount of hours
Try reading them a bed time story. Or gently caressing them.
Good luck.
those commercials are fake sweetie... they really don't talk
wtf
They have orders from the evil Lord Xenu to remain completely silent until the transmission is sent. On that day, humans will rue the day they were born. Hail Lord Xenu!
you aren't doing it right ;)
They might be "cold" LOL!!!!!
you aint the mamma
pop-tarts are such snobs!
pop-tarts are an introverted bunch. my advice is to let them be and they'll come around in their own way.
You forgot to give them their favourite applique' of acid drops.
Or try "majoun" (marijuana jam) pop tarts. They'll sing for you, and you'll never forget the experience.
(Recommended North African ganja).
becauseyou slowly tortured them with the toaster
Because Rice Krispies are the only food that can actually talk.
b/c you dont have sex with them
It depends what pop tarts are u friends with. If you like strawberry but u cheat on 'em with chocolate ones, then of no wonder u r not getting any responses. Think hard again before making it public!
hmm, my poptarts talk to me all the time, so I dont know what to tell u!
maybe ur offending them in sum wierd way!
my friend did that like a year ago and her pop tarts have been giving her the cold sholder eversince, but thats because she refuses to appologize and her poptarts would be tooo stuborn to understand anyway
Ah, yes the myth old problem of the "non-talking po-tarts."
Well, you're probably singing the wrong songs to them. Pop-tarts, unlike toaster streudles, like heavy metal music. I recommend Static-X or Panthera.
And when you tuck them in, make sure you read them a bed time story. This is very important.
Eventually your pop-tarts will start appreciating you and will start talking.
pop tarts don't talk but rice crispies do.
You have it all wrong. If you want them to talk to you, you have to put them in a nice toasty... toaster. Press the lever down, wait a few seconds and they should be ready for a chat. If they're still feeling a little shy, don't hesitate to take a bite from its soft, warm flesh. The flesh is really sweet, and you will no doubt enjoy it, but don't worry because you aren't hurting your little toasty friend. If that hot little bastard still isn't talking, keep feeding off its warm flesh. If you keep eating your little Pop-Tart friend and he isn't talking, and you just happen to finish him, well then it's his fault for being a shy little bastard.
Or, like normal people, you just wouldn't want to talk to a damn Pop-Tart. Are you retarded or something?
Interesting............... My Pepsi and Coke cans are all ways fighting in the fridge. I hate it when they do this cuz I all ways have to clean out the fridge the next day cuz one of them explodes. Don't even ask me about what happens when my wife and I order Domino's and Pizza Hut in the same day. Talk about trouble!!!
They is pissed. Those strudels gettin all the action. Be fair, be square, pick one. I know cause I'm a toaster waffle. (Blueberry at that!)
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