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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.My Husband Wants to Give me A :"Dutch Oven" ?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
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Valentines Day is coming up and my husband said that I should change the sheets on our bed, serve him some beans and brocolli and after an hour or so, he'll carry me into the bedroom !! It sounds romantic but I don't have room in my kitchen for a Dutch Oven, what should I do !!!

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LMAO LMAO LMAO!! do you know what a dutch oven is?? its where they fart under the sheets and then shake the sheets over your head so you get a big wiff of it....
close your eyes and listen to him and then take a big breath try and get most of it in through your nose.
lol... a dutch oven is when you hold your partners head under the sheets and fart. lol thats funny as he!1 that he said that.. dont fall for it though!
Hide a gas mask under your pillow and start practicing your fart safety procedures now!
beans and broccolli? sorry but don't sound very romatic to me, sounds like he's planning a gas chamber.
oh my gosh. how gross.. he doesn't sound very romantic to me!
Tell him after a Dutch Oven, you'll give him a Bobbitt and see if he's still a smart ***.
Only if he allows you to give him a "golden shower" after
UUmmm that is the weirdest question ever. Beans and Brocoli!? hahahahaa! he is going to be farting all over the place. Tell him not to give you a dutch oven! tell him... all I want is you! and diamonds.
ewwww...

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Get ready to be placed in an oven. Butter yourself up, stick an apple in your mouth and prepare to be basted.

Good luck.
OK, first of all, this question doesn`t belong in the "FOOD AND DRINK- ENTERTAINING" category. Sounds more like the "I`M REALLY HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY SPOUSE" category! But then again, it`s all about what you`re into! Oh and by the way, the Dutch oven that your spouse is suggesting has NO place in the kitchen.
is he 5? tell him to grow up, or you'll find someone who is.
if this sounds romantic, you need to get answers in a different category.....like what is wrong with my relationship
You really dont know what a dutch oven is???

he is going to fart under the covers and then lift them up so that you have to smell it.
Bring a lighter, you'll need to light the pilot to get the oven warmed up. Then light the fireworks begin. Have a Sweet *** Valentines Day!
LOL....damn he's going to be gassy! Why change the sheets...your fixing to have to change them again soon....from the skid marks he's going to be making after beans..brocolli...open the window..keep your head out from under the sheets..............lol.


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