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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.My girlfriend swallowed a grasshoper alive.he is in her stomach now.Isn't it dan-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(My girlfriend swallowed a grasshoper alive.he is in her stomach now.Isn't it dan),it will help you,my kids.
My girlfriend is very happy girl.She likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was happily jumping aroumd the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and harmlessly.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth, it was empty.Then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that grasshoper is now here.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I am afraid, isn't it dangerous?Will she really easily digest him?And second question; I also feel sorry for poor grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 5-7 minutes passed after it so please explain and suggest something quickly please

Answer:
You asked this same question an hour ago, and again an hour before that. Tell your girlfriend to stop eating grasshoppers.
ew
Omg.. This is the funniest thing I've read all night..
No words.
people eat insects all the time
its not dangerous
I think that if she were to swallow a bird now, the bird could eat the grasshopper and then she will be fine.
good 4u.
Is she still your gf? Or would u eat grasshopers everyday when u'll marry with her?
she's probably one of those african people that eat bugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
It is a bad game.There is a saying "you will not be broken if you do not run"
she should feed it once in a while ...
Some insects does have the abbillity to be poisenous. I suggest that she vomits it imediatly and advice her to stick to Mc. Donalds.
She will be fine. The grasshopper actually have alot of nutrients her body will absorb.

John
M.D.
First off, the grasshopper would probably die pretty quickly inside the human body.
Why would a person not be able to digest a grasshopper. If we can digest meat & seafood & McDonalds burgers, we can digest grashoppers, infact people eat locusts in certain parts of the world.

I would however like to know, out of curiosity - does your girlfriend really ingest all this rubbish you claim she does in your previous questions, or do you just have a thing for people swallowing stuff....??
if its true her body will digest the bug and it will pass through her system
first of all, she'll be fine. things will "come out" fine. second, dude, take her to mcdonalds so she does not have to go out into the yard to look for food.
Grasshopper is a good source of protein. In other words, it is good food. Many eat insects like that, especially if there is infestation and as long as poison is not used to eradicate them. No need to be alarmed about. Yummy!
It will come out the other end in time. No need to vomt.
Unless the grasshopper was soaked in arsenic, she'll be fine.

As for taking her to McDonald's like some suggested - the grasshopper is heathier.
Eww... But I think she'll be find. My friend swallowed a bug before too. Had a stomach ache for a day but she's ok after that.
There's nothing to be worried about. Once the grasshopper entered the stomach the digestive fluids are making the grasshopper ready to be passed on through her intestines. If she feels a little queasy or experiences an upset stomach tell your physician and he can recommend treatment. Next time don't swallow anything that hasn't been properly cooked.
how'd you its a him.....she's definitely cheating on you....ask her out for dinner man..then she won't need to eat grasshoppers...
whatever dude...
I will tell you what actually happens because she swallowed it alive and because your girlfriend is female it will automatically go to her reproductive organs and stay there for nine months where it will come out as a combination of insect and human so the bug is fine if you have sex with her during that time the thing will come out looking like you your choice! go on them make record

please get a life
I think that you need a new girlfriend, buddy.
Duh havn't you ever watched fear factor they eat a lot worse things than a grasshopper. You and your girlfriend are weird
The grasshopper will die a slow, painful death as the bodies stomache acid eats him alive.
As a grasshopper is being disolved, it's body produces toxic gases, which are fatal to humans.
I'd say your gf has about an hour to live.
The question you SHOULD be asking is #1 WHY she ate a grasshopper and #2 Is she normal. I don't know the answer to the first question but the answer to the second one is Hell NO!!!!!
I am not laughing at you but i got to tell u this funny story.When hubby was in Iraq he shot a grasshopper..it was night and he heard a noise ...and automatically shot.Lmao ill never let him forget it!As for gf she will be fine..i called poison control....they laughed at me :( but least now u wont worry.
The pH of stomach acid is fairly close to batter acid: 2.0 or so. I'm sure it died a quick death once it quit kicking.


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