The most discriptive person wins!?

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sounds like a homework paper. Put the Pb and J on the bread- thats the most descriptiveness for me!

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go get the bread and take the jelly and peanut butter out of the refrigerator and then grab a knife in one hand the one slice of bread in another hand and then start to put some peanut butter and jelly to the bred and then to the other slice of bred. after that put the 2 pieces of bred together and enjoy!!! make sure you have all necessary ingredients (at least two pieces of bread, jar of peanut butter, jar of jelly, knife, plate)

open silverware drawer
reach inside drawer
pick up knife
remove knife from silverware drawer
close silverware drawer
set knife down on counter
reach for bread bag
grab bread bag
untwist twist tie on bread bag
set tie down on counter
reach into bread bag
remove one piece of bread
set on plate
reach into bread bag
remove other piece of bread
set on plate
pick up twist tie from counter
rewist tie on bread bag
untwist the cap on the peanut butter
set cap down on counter
pick up knife from counter
dip knife into peanut butter
swoop knife to allow peanut butter to collect on knife
remove knife from peanut butter jar
pick up one of the pieces of bread
bring knife with peanut butter to piece of bread in hand
spread peanut butter over piece of bread in a back and forth motion
set piece of bread back on plate
move knife to edge of peanut butter jar
place knife against edge
scrape any remaining peanut butter off of knife by moving hand down while knife is still against edge of peanut butter jar opening
set knife on counter
unscrew lid to the jelly
set lid on counter
pick up knife from counter
move knife to the jelly jar
dip knife in jelly jar
swoop knife to allow jelly to collect on knife
remove knife from jelly jar
pick up the remaining piece of bread
bring knife to bread
spread jelly over piece of bread in a back and forth motion
put piece of bread back on plate
walk to sink
place knife in sink
walk back to plate
pick up peanut butter lid
replace peanut butter lid back on peanut butter jar by screwing back on
pick up jelly lid
replace jelly lid back on jelly jar by screwing back on
pick up both pieces of bread and put them together making sure the peanut butter and jelly sides are facing eachother and the dry sides are facing outwards.


ENJOY.

i'll take my 10 points now. (=

Oh yeah baby, first you have to decide, hey I want a sandwich. Not any sandwich, but a peanut butter and jelly on white bread with no crust.

Then you have to get up out of bed and walk down the hallway. Try not to stub your toe on the toy left in the hallway. Do not trip on the dog.

Go to the pantry and turn on the light. Shield your eyes from the light. Damn bulb broke. Go to the hall closet and get a light bulb. Replace the light bulb, damn you burned your finger on the one that blew!

Throw away old bulb. Wash hands.

Get the peanut butter from the top shelf. ( who the heck put it there? )

Go to the fridge, open.

Get the Red current jelly. You are out of grape but someone out the empty jar in the fridge.

Open the jars, reach into the drawer to get a knife , do not cut your finger like last time. ( damn that hurt)

Get some Wonder bread out of the bag. Its already on the counter, opened, because the same A$$ hole who put the empty grape jelly back in the fridge left the bread out and didn't close the bag.

Put two pieces of bread on the counter. Put some peanut butter on one side and evenly. I like extra crunchy Jiff.

Put some jelly on the other side, do not be shy with the jelly.

Place both pieces of bread together so that the peanut butter touches the jelly.

Cut the crust off, and cut the sandwich in half.

Eat and enjoy.

Wash the knife and wipe off the counter.

Brush your teeth and go back to bed. Step over the dog. Do not stub your toe on the toy in the hall

First take 2 slices of Bread. Lay them down on the counter or whatever your using. Then Take out Penut butter, then jelly. Then get a knife, stick the knife in the penut butter, take it out of the jar, then spread it over one slice of bread. Then wash off the knife or get another one. Then stick that knife in the jelly, then spread it over the opposite piece of bread. Then take a piece of bread and set it on top of the other one. Then Eat. untwist tie on bread, open bread and take 2 pieces of bread out of the loaf of bread on the table sit the two slices of bread on the table
open kitchen cabinet door and get the jar of peanut butter out of the cabinet unscrew top and place the top and open jar of peanut butter on table next to the slice of bread on the table, takes about 1 TB peanut butter (Creamy or Chunky) walk to the refrigerator, open the refrigerator door and get the jelly out of the refrigerator close the refrigerator door behind you, unscrew the top and place the the top and open jar of jelly next to the slice of bread on the table, takes about 1TB grape jelly (or jelly of your choice)


(Be careful to start with peanut butter first because if you get the jelly in the peanut butter the peanut butter will draw the moister out of the jelly and make the jelly hard), walk over to the kitchen cabinet draw and take a knife or spoon out of the kitchen cabinet draw where you keep your utensils and spread the peanut butter on one slice of the bread, make sure to cover the whole slice of bread (doesn't matter if you get peanut butter in the jelly, the jelly will stay moist) Now take the other slice of bread and spread the jelly on it, making sure you cover the whole slice of that bread After you've done that, you either put the slice of bread with the peanut butter on top of the slice of bread with the jelly on it or you put the slice of bread with jelly on it on top of the slice of bread with the peanut butter on it. Make sure that the peanut butter and jelly are face each other when you apply the two slices together. Now you can either eat the sandwich whole, sliced in four section, sliced in half or however you like it, you can even ball it up and stuff it in your mouth all at once, what ever your preference After you are done making that delicious sandwich don't forget to twist the tops back on the peanut butter and jelly and put them back where you got them from. Take a second look at the jar and making sure that the top thats on either jar belongs on that jar.THANK YOU and ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!! BON APPETIT Oh make sure you clean the knife or spoon in the kitchen sink with soap that came out of the liquid dishing soap contain on the sink next to the faucet in the kitchen and water (make sure the water from the faucet has a hot and cold water mixture, more hot then cold), that came out of the faucet when you twist the knob and turned the faucet on before placing ithe knife or spoon back in the kitchen cabinet draw where you got the knife or spoon from

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