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    If you where stuck on a lift with Hannibal Lecter.................?

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Kitty said: Yes.If you where stuck on a lift with Hannibal Lecter.................?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
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If you where stuck>how would go about preventing cannabalism???
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I would kick him in the balls and beat the crap out of him.
I'd eat his liver first
I don't know about preventing it, but I'll eat him first so he doesn't stand a chance of eating me.
cover myself in my own sh*t, ha ha that's sick! but would work for definite
I'd tell him I have some rabid disease to try and put him off!
shoot do the first thing that i know best to do beat his a**
i'd offer to have sex with him instead
Cover myself in quinine then ask him to tell me his life story. He loves to talk, and especially about himself. Enough time for the rescue team to get there...I'd hope!
Id get out a notebook and start asking questions
i guess i'd have to kill him before he killed me! or maybe offer him some fava beans...
i would eat him before he could eat me!!
Show him my expired "sell by date" on my a**. And that I taste like chicken and have salmonella.
i happen to carry a muzzle in my hand bag for just this type of occasion. So he wouldn't get to eat me! I would then drink my bottle of Chianti that was also in my bag while i wait to be rescued. A woman's handbag is a truly useful accessory!
take a chunk out off his *** first .that would shock him wouldnt it .yummie
Now he would definitely know how to fix a lift, so I'd ask him a question about lifts.
I would play tic tac toe with him, and wait until we were rescued...
What a weird a** question LOL
hannibal lector.... ummm i wouldn't go in the lift, but if by chance i did i would give a phone call to chuck norris and call him to whip out his pancreas befor he could eat me...
I'd bore him to sleep with my ringtones!!
After I ripped a few of my famous Foxhunter Guy farts in the confines of that elevator, the last thing he would want to do is eat me. He would be praying for the rescue team to get us out of there.
Use the old Monty Python bit. First we'll make soup from his leg, then we'll eat his other leg cold. Maybe turn parts of him into sandwiches. When we're finished eating him, then we can eat me.
I'd ask him stuff-he loves talking about himself so that should keep him busy till we were rescued.

If that failed I'd beat him unconscious.
He is a killer so of course i would have to kill him before he got to me.
I`d say to him " what ever you do DON`T F@RT "


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