What are the stupidest ways you've heard of for getting rid of pot in your s

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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.What are the stupidest ways you've heard of for getting rid of pot in your s-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(What are the stupidest ways you've heard of for getting rid of pot in your s),it will help you,my kids.

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I used to hang out with a lot of stoners in school, and I've heard some that are so dumb and they sound lethal.

Answers:
Top 10 Stupidest ways of getting rid of pot in your system (from braindead pothead friends):

1. Pee in the cup and hope that they're just bluffing.
2. spit in the cup.
3. masterbate just before peeing in the cup and hoping the "alive sperm" eat up all the pot residue as one final par-tay before drying up.
4. tell the doctor that you're allergic to peeing in cups
5. use the sink water.
6. stop drinking water so that the pee is air
7. pee in a cup, run home and microwave it (using the popcorn setting) so that the pot evaporates.
8. pee in the cup and tell the doctor you love to eat sesame seed buns all the time.
9. tape the cup so that the doctor cannot take the pee out of the cup.
10. borrow your cocaine snortin' (it's not pot, right?) friends pee and put it in a squirt gun and spray the squirt gun pee into the cup.

Other Answers:
Drinking someone else's urine is prolly the grossest I've ever heard.

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My brother's method was to constantly drink Gatorade during the days leading up to it. It worked, though, so I guess it wasn't very stupid. I've heard that if you eat TONS of salt all that shows up in your urine test is the salt. This is from someone I know really well, though.

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drinking vinegar. taking a niacin pill which just makes you hot and itchy. drinking 5 gallons of water aday until the test. cranberry juice or those azo pills. drinking a bleach solution. man ive heard some stupid ones
Source(s):
my own experiences

I heard that if you drank that sure jell stuff (the stuff you make jelly with) is suppose to get rid of it. Don't know if it actually works tho. Drinking a cup a white vinegar.

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plenty of water and cranberry juice

drinking herbal tea I have no clue.

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Drink a f*$*$* gallon of holy watER..

change ur blood ..
or wait in the restroom for some good and clean(!) looking guy to get in and make him pee..

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