Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.Why can't I get a freshly slaughtered tofurkey from the butcher?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(Why can't I get a freshly slaughtered tofurkey from the butcher?),it will help you,my kids.
It's not like he has to kill it at the site from the garden.
Answer:
Because it is a well-kept secret that all Tofurkeys have to be imported from Tofurkistan. Try your local Middle Eastern grocer.
oh the humanity! even a butcher has gotta draw a line somewhere! slaughtered tofurkey! what next?....freshly grilled vegie-burgers!?
its not that common
you are just evil. tofurkey is tofurder. you would probably pull the ears off an innocent corn plant.
Because the tofurkey would get all bloody
There probably isn't enough blood in it for him.
The butcher is the person you should ask. If he asks you out, don't expect an accurate answer.
Tofurkeys are actually created,they can't be slaughtered because they were never alive.
Why would you want dead animals by your tofurkey anyways?
blahhhh. enough cheesey vegan jokes!
haha. oops.
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Kitty said: Yes.Why can't I get a freshly slaughtered tofurkey from the butcher?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(Why can't I get a freshly slaughtered tofurkey from the butcher?),it will help you,my kids.
It's not like he has to kill it at the site from the garden.
Answer:
Because it is a well-kept secret that all Tofurkeys have to be imported from Tofurkistan. Try your local Middle Eastern grocer.
oh the humanity! even a butcher has gotta draw a line somewhere! slaughtered tofurkey! what next?....freshly grilled vegie-burgers!?
its not that common
you are just evil. tofurkey is tofurder. you would probably pull the ears off an innocent corn plant.
Because the tofurkey would get all bloody
There probably isn't enough blood in it for him.
The butcher is the person you should ask. If he asks you out, don't expect an accurate answer.
Tofurkeys are actually created,they can't be slaughtered because they were never alive.
Why would you want dead animals by your tofurkey anyways?
blahhhh. enough cheesey vegan jokes!
haha. oops.
correctness,It's Non-profit and only for informational purposes.
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