what is the best joke you have ever heard?

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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.what is the best joke you have ever heard?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(what is the best joke you have ever heard?),it will help you,my kids.

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Answers:
one day joe was driving hisat and suddenly in the highway the car brokes down...after 2 hours of highhitching one ferrari stops for im and they tight the cars together. Joe in his car and ferrari infront they move on...later on a lamborghini passes by and the ferraris driver decides to race him and the police cars start to chase them on the highway ...however joe gets scared and starts to make selector to the ferrari's driver at the same time the news helicopter reports in tv;
wow!! what a chase!!
a ferrari infront and the lamborghini in back but what is it thats a Fiat making selector to ferrari to pass

Other Answers:
women's rights

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A good joke is the first answerer, Ryan, calling himself human. 1)ok there is ant and a elephant
the elephant says to the ant that some lobster is gonna get him and and he is scared the ant says hide behind me.

2) no offence.

what did god said when he made black people?
o **** I burned it

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I pity the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac. He lays awake all night contemplating dog. how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?


hand her a shovel.
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You know you love it! what do call a black person crossed with an octopus?

I don't know but by god can he pick cotton.

How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and give it a blowe job.

Why did god invent seagulls?
To beat the vegans to the hot chips.

What's the best thing about ******* twenty eaight year olds?
There's twenty of them.

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