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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.If i had a pet monkey whose only purpose in life was to bring me beer would it b-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(If i had a pet monkey whose only purpose in life was to bring me beer would it b),it will help you,my kids.


What if he had a nice bed, and ate like a king, and I brought him to meet girl monkies now and then and paid him in awesome monkey food? Is it wrong?

Answers:
Of course not! He lives to serve you, so his purpose is fulfilled.
And with the monkey chicks and good monkey food, you are a benevolent master, indeed!

Other Answers:
yes he needs to be able to open it too

I THINK IT WOULD BE KINDA CRUEL BUT FUN AT THE SAME TIME AT LEAST LET HIM COOK YOU DINNER it would be wrong because he could do so much more for you


I think you would have an alcoholic monkey dude.The ASPCA would be on you sooo quick!! Dont you watch Animal planet?

no to the opening response...then the bottles will start arriving empty
Source(s):
drunk monkey on top of my remote control

and who would you get to clean up after the monkey I think you both have it made


No, but what if you were a crack dealer next to an elementary school and used the monkey to sell the crack by handling the transaction, money for drugs, who would be breaking the law?

No it wouldn't be wrong, at least you wouldn't need a wife, just an occasional hooker.

Just don't get your drunk on one lonely night and starting hitting him up his junk.. hahahha If a monkey had a pet you and your only purpose was to bring him bananas would it be wrong?


As long as the monkey doesn't care - go for it!

lol LOL

nice.not wrong at all..now if only you could get rid of the animal rights activists at the front door... There is nothing wrong with having a pet that will do that for you as long as he not drinking with you and not getting drunk.


no

No, maybe you could train it to grow some pot and roll joints for you too.




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