who would win?

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Here are some friends with simlar question as we.And I have this question for many days,anyone help us?
Kitty said: Yes.who would win?-I try seach this on internet but no results found.Maybe this is a stupid question.
Mike said: oh,no,you are wrong.I have found as below for this question(who would win?),it will help you,my kids.

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in a drunken bar fight santa vs the easter bunny vs cupid vs jesus vs the 7 drawfs vs a gang of flying monkeys

Answers:
Jesus would totally win!!

Other Answers:
jesus

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Santa would win because he's huge. Cupid would win because he's armed. And the last one depends on how big the gang of flying monkeys is. My money is on them though, they can FLY. The Easter Bunny..."it is a viscious rabbit!"

http://www.pcusers.org/rpg/holygrail.html#s21
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http://www.pcusers.org/rpg/holygrail.html#s21

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jesus does not exist

santa and the easter bunny would join forces

the 7 drawfs would bite knees

and the monkeys would poo on everyone and be chucking bananas at everyone.

but Cupid be firing arrows at everyone making them fall in love with everyone and then sneakly attacks everyone and wins

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bob ballard you dont believe in jesus, but you believe in santa and cupid? and i thought i drank to much the flying monkeys...

they have the ability to fly so they attack from above and win by smashing botles or urinating in the others heads. Jesus would not fight. He does not fight...much less fictional characters.

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